Allstar can be referred to as an individual who tries too
hard to be cool. They tend to have douchebag tendencies, exercise self-importance, be members of elite cliques, and
sport Macklemore haircuts- and perm them for extra points. These Allstars ⭐️ tend to start conversations by asking “How many Instagram followers do you have?”, before rejecting you for not having enough— you must have a
high engagement ratio. They live the “Insta Life“, posting fake ass candid photos with captions like “I’m just squinting my eyes
bc I’m
bad at taking pics”, even though they clearly paid to have a professional photo shoot. If they don’t have their phone with them at all times, they exhibit signs similar to
Alcohol Withdrawal Syndrome. Their lives on Insta are rosy, but left alone with out their phone, they have no
real social skills when speaking face to face with them.
I went to a trip to Provo, Utah, home of BYU, and I’ve never encountered such a concentration of Allstar douchebags in my life. I lost count of how many times males in their early to late 20’
s took duckface selfies sporting their voluminous Macklemore haircuts with their fellow gents. They all spoke Insta captions and never had a
real conversation. When attempting a conversation with them, it was followed by silence for not acknowledging their self-importance. It was like mean
girls in real life, but in
college.
