Zucchini Beanie Share definition Flag Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy. "Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business." Zucchini Beanie by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Zucchini Beanie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch