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Any variatey of extremely pale,wanna-be black people. who enjoys rappin',Having sex with young
Native American girls with messed up lips. Also enjoys recieving bj's from African Bullfrogs, as well as snorting crach through the Assholes of clowns. Also enjoys flirting with 12 year old girls and nibbling on the trunks of elephants (mainly Asutallain). Zowe's may by found lurking in the back of your car. or in sewage drains. also may be found in the pouches of several Kangaroos'
"Holy crap did you see that?"
"Wat?"
"A Zowe just grabbed my Ass"
Zowe by HawkmanDCU April 4, 2010
The sweetest girl you will ever meet. She cares about her friends and doesnt try to ruin anyones day. She gives honest advise and cares about everyone. Shes gorgeous but she is humble about it. Shes the motherly type and makes sure everyone is taken care of. Shes shy when she doesnt know a person, but once they're friends shes her total fun firecraker self. Everyone loves her.
Friend (calls Zowee) : Hey Zowee i really am in a tough situation and i need help.

Zowee: I'll be right there.
Zowee by The Girl Who Knows All November 26, 2011
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It's pronounce like Zoe, but has a totally different personality. There's no specific definition for this unique person. They're usually an awesome, smart, caring person. This amazing person can be shy and quiet, but once you get to know them they are crazy and outgoing. She loves all types of music. If you ever encounter someone named Zowey don't take them for granted and respect them. They might seem fun and crazy on the outside, but they can be troubled on the inside. They are secretive but can be trusted. They're the most trustworthy person you can encounter and will love you for who you are even if you don't want her too. She's quiet but is loved by everyone. She respects everyone and is a major nerd/geek. She cares about people more than she cares about herself. She's not very picking and loves everything and everyone. Once encountering this caring, respectful gal not only will you not forget her, she won't forget you.
Friend1: Who was the person that made you smile?
Friend2: Her name was Zowey! She made me forget about my bad day. A quiet one she is, but very caring.
Zowey by NerdyTomboyGeek May 14, 2015
a little tattoo'd and pierced up emo girl that loves a rob even if nothings gunna happen between them, is a bit mental but people love her for it and she has low self esteem an lacks confidence in herself.
zowee: love you rob!

rob: nothings gunna happen
Zowee by not gunna happen October 29, 2010

Zoey/Zoe/Zowee 

A super fun and energetic girl. Sometimes can be a liar and misbehave, but that’s why you have to beat her with a stick. She’s also super kind and like pizza and French fries. Usually has the zodiac signs, Pisces, Aquarius and Taurus. Likes to run around. Loves animals.
“Zoey/Zoe/Zowee can be such a rude person but she is also super cool.”
Taking a shower while high off of marijuana.
Yo bro imma take a zower
zower by anonymous January 14, 2025
ZOOWEEMAMA! But little, Zooweemama Jr.
person 1: Yo dude, I just won the lottery!

Person 2: ZOWEMA!
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