A name invented by a cool user that first debuted on the Final Fantasy X message board on GameFAQs on New Years Eve 2003. Anyone else who uses the name is just a copier and/or imitator. Other forms: Zorlance Cjasnii, Zorlance Omega, Zorlance Unlimited. The trademark sign for it is ~Zø®läñç£~
My name is Zorlance.
by Zorlance March 6, 2007
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by wark!1 June 27, 2004
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A typical day in the life of a Zoolancer is something like this
Your boss tells you:
to use 1000's of lens flares
to use comic sans
you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d
you should do it with a shape layer
this comp needs more pre-comps
to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping
to use a program you don't know so you will be faster
tbc
Your boss tells you:
to use 1000's of lens flares
to use comic sans
you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d
you should do it with a shape layer
this comp needs more pre-comps
to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping
to use a program you don't know so you will be faster
tbc
by Zoolancer April 11, 2010
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