Zorlance 

A name invented by a cool user that first debuted on the Final Fantasy X message board on GameFAQs on New Years Eve 2003. Anyone else who uses the name is just a copier and/or imitator. Other forms: Zorlance Cjasnii, Zorlance Omega, Zorlance Unlimited. The trademark sign for it is ~Zø®läñç£~

My name is Zorlance.

Zorlance by Zorlance March 6, 2007

Zorlance 

Some English guy who makes videos on YouTube.

You guys seen that new video by Zorlance? He's finally completed Sonic 3!

Zorlance by Worst Pseudonym Ever August 21, 2008

Zorlance 

An ancient animal known for its stupidity and was often born with disease.

The zorlance has diseases.
That kid is such a Zorlance.
Zorlance is the ultimate form of self pwnage.

Zorlance by wark!1 June 27, 2004

Zoolancer 

A Zoolancer is a common Freelance Graphics Designer, either motion, 3D, web or print. Each Zoolancer has to deal with the weirdness that surrounds him at work every day in Zooworld. Being it producers, creative directors or project managers or the insanity that every client brings on a daily basis.

A typical day in the life of a Zoolancer is something like this

Your boss tells you:

to use 1000's of lens flares

to use comic sans

you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d

you should do it with a shape layer

this comp needs more pre-comps

to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping

to use a program you don't know so you will be faster

tbc

Zoolancer by Zoolancer April 11, 2010