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Zoolancer 

A Zoolancer is a common Freelance Graphics Designer, either motion, 3D, web or print. Each Zoolancer has to deal with the weirdness that surrounds him at work every day in Zooworld. Being it producers, creative directors or project managers or the insanity that every client brings on a daily basis.
A typical day in the life of a Zoolancer is something like this

Your boss tells you:

to use 1000's of lens flares

to use comic sans

you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d

you should do it with a shape layer

this comp needs more pre-comps

to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping

to use a program you don't know so you will be faster

tbc
Zoolancer by Zoolancer April 11, 2010
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Darcey Zoolander

When one fails to do the "zoolander pose" miserably. Aka Darcey's version of the "zoolander pose" from the movie Zoolander. Basically, Darcey raises his eyebrows in a retarded fashion instead of giving the cool appearance of the real "zoolander pose". This definitly makes him look extrememly douchey.
Guy 1: Alright i am taking the picture.
1,2,3!

Guy 2: Wait up, i thing we're going to have to do that one over, I'm pretty sure i just pulled the "Darcey Zoolander".You know, when you have your eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion. Remember, Darcey was the first to do it hence the name "Darcey Zoolander."

Guy 1: Hahaha you did, man i'm sorry, we have to take this one over otherwise you'll look like a major douche bag!

Guy 2: Yeah i know, shut up.
Darcey Zoolander by ChrisFow June 24, 2008

zoolander 

zoolander is probably the greatest movie ever, starring ben stiller and owen wilson as two rival male models who have to save the prime minister of malasia from the evil fashion designer, Mugatu.
DEREK ZOOLANDER: Oh. I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizer I am.

MATILDA: A what?

DEREK: A eugoogalizer... one who speaks at funerals, or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly is?

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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
zoolander by nicoleyy April 10, 2006

zoolander 

an awesome movie that some people cant appreciate.
Hey, Derek! I'm little Cletus!
zoolander by dizzz June 17, 2004

Derek Zoolander 

A Male Model
3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity
Played by Ben Stiller (the funniest guy in the whole wide world!)
"There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking."

zoolander 

THE best movie ever made by ben stiller, also stars owen wilson. is soo effin funny
zoolander by chikadee December 23, 2003

zoolander 

one of the funniest movies when you need to see something stupid

one of my favourites
Zoolander kicks ass.
zoolander by Aluralas July 14, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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