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An exultation, often cried aloud after receiving wonderful news.
I can have all these pies for free? Zonino!
zonino by Theoban August 1, 2004
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interjection. A word used as a shout of joy, triumph, applause, or encouragement,

see also:

woohoo huzzah hooray
"Zonino! i just defined zonino!"
zonino by Ivor Nate-Trousers August 2, 2004
To be in a state in which you are so high in marijuana that you are in a world by yourself.
I need to be zonin' right now man, I need to level my head.
zonin by monkeydude12345 December 28, 2005

safe zoning

The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
safe zoning by BoMat April 27, 2008

warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.
By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.
warp zoning by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011
to be so stoned you in your own zone
i was zonin so bad yesterday i was in my laughing zone
zonin by Anonymous March 25, 2003