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Zoniah Is a Beautiful Girl . She’s very weird and Funny . Somewhat intelligent and makes wrong decisions at some times in life . But nobody’s perfect . Zoniah Is different from most girls . She follows the wrong crowd . But she won’t for long , she’ll eventually become the leader she was meant to be . She’s very flexible and and Stubborn . But don’t we all need that stubborn friend ? She can come iff annoying at first , but take your time and get to know her . It’s be worth it . Especially if It’s Zoniah Jazmyne Gassaway 😉🗣!
Friend : You’re so weird

Zoniah: *does weird dance* I know 🌝💀
Zoniah by Kxnglexi November 25, 2018
Words you can keep
The best and mysterious girl you would ever find. She is hot and knows how to keep it cool. You will never find anyone like her. Full of wisdom.
Zonia is the hottest one in the room and when she walks in everyone is frozen.
Zonia by meornotidc December 31, 2018
Related Words
Zoniah zoriah Zaniah zeniah Zonia zonian Zaniahya ziniah Zonah zonish
Beautiful goddess. Unlike one other
" look at this goddess walking by, oh wait that's Zaniah"
Zaniah by Man thief December 25, 2016
Zaniah is a very mean girl when she wants but can also be nice , she loves food, and will one day marry a man who's name starts with a D , she has lots of siblings and can beat a bitch ass
Zaniah is wonderful !
Zaniah by Traymfnbills October 28, 2018
unique, you'll probably only come across one in your lifetime, not afraid of anything or anyone,stylishnot afraid to start a trend,one of a kind
random person 1:i wish i could be more like Zonia

random person 2: too bad thats never going to happen
Zonia by berryjam64 May 19, 2009
Zaniah is one of a kind, she fine as hell, she don't take no shit, she is one of the best friends you could ever ask for and dhats jus dhat on that. DONT play with her!! Dont DO IT!! Lmao she cool as fuck, she real chill and quiet around people she don't know, but when she wit GANGNEMMMM,, lemme tell youuuuuuuu.. that bitch is a fucking menace.. needless to say, I love her and shes the best.
Jada- Have you met Zaniah?
Josh- Hell yeah, she cool asf!
Jada- I know, I wish she was my friend..

Zaniah- (overhears) Ofc we can be friends
Jada- Yay!!
Zaniah by _ilovenbayoungboy September 8, 2021
zeniah is the best most funniest person you will meet in years. If you really want to date her then keep it real and tell her straight up. But if you playing games don't even bother her, she was gone say no to yo punk ass anyway. She loves a boy that is funny and straight up wit what he saying. So keep it real

Your dating zeniah
zeniah by Lovely_girlfromthechi November 20, 2019
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