Zonged 

•The release of built up seamen being sucked out so good that instant unconsciousness occurs.

•When eyes are opened double vision occurs for a concerning amount of time.

•The overamp that occurs After hitting the Zong Bong converted to a Quag

"Bree sucked Eddie's dick so good that when he Zonged he was worried he might go blind"

"Nothing got done today because we both hit the Zong and Zonged!"

Zonged by Breeze.Way December 13, 2016

Zonged 

When you are both high and drunk to an extreme level

Dude im so fuckin zonged right now

Zonged by Zaveee October 5, 2021

zogged

Subverted by jews. Pozzed, jewed. From ZOG - Zionist Occupied Government

- Holy fuck anthropology is zogged as fuck
- Yeah, Boas did us in

zogged by SIX HOT LOADS October 12, 2020

Puppy zoned 

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

Puppy zoned by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

sister zoned 

When a guy/ girl you like says "you are like my sister" or "you are like the little sister I've never had" or "I love you like a sis" It is worse than being friend zoned, it's all the way past friends to family. You probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.

I thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. I guess we were just hanging out.

sister zoned by Queen B, Bitch! June 5, 2015

Nicky Zoned

A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.

That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!

Nicky Zoned by JaboiCj2 February 28, 2017

little-girl zoned 

When a girl gets rejected by an older guy because she is too young.

Girl: Uh, I just got little-girl zoned by that hot year 10 guy!

little-girl zoned by iEatSpam December 7, 2017