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Zonged

•The release of built up seamen being sucked out so good that instant unconsciousness occurs.

•When eyes are opened double vision occurs for a concerning amount of time.

•The overamp that occurs After hitting the Zong Bong converted to a Quag
"Bree sucked Eddie's dick so good that when he Zonged he was worried he might go blind"

"Nothing got done today because we both hit the Zong and Zonged!"
by Breeze.Way December 13, 2016
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Zonged

When you are both high and drunk to an extreme level
Dude im so fuckin zonged right now
by Zaveee October 5, 2021
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zogged

Subverted by jews. Pozzed, jewed. From ZOG - Zionist Occupied Government
- Holy fuck anthropology is zogged as fuck
- Yeah, Boas did us in
by SIX HOT LOADS October 12, 2020
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Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy
Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."
by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019
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sister zoned

When a guy/ girl you like says "you are like my sister" or "you are like the little sister I've never had" or "I love you like a sis" It is worse than being friend zoned, it's all the way past friends to family. You probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.
I thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. I guess we were just hanging out.
by Queen B, Bitch! June 5, 2015
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Nicky Zoned

A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.
That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!
by JaboiCj2 February 28, 2017
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little-girl zoned

When a girl gets rejected by an older guy because she is too young.
Girl: Uh, I just got little-girl zoned by that hot year 10 guy!
by iEatSpam December 7, 2017
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