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•The release of built up seamen being sucked out so good that instant unconsciousness occurs.

•When eyes are opened double vision occurs for a concerning amount of time.

•The overamp that occurs After hitting the Zong Bong converted to a Quag

"Bree sucked Eddie's dick so good that when he Zonged he was worried he might go blind"

"Nothing got done today because we both hit the Zong and Zonged!"

Zonged by Breeze.Way December 13, 2016

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Zonged

When you are both high and drunk to an extreme level

Dude im so fuckin zonged right now

Zonged by Zaveee October 5, 2021

Related Words

Zonged • zonked • zoned • zoned out • zinged • zogged • zonger • Zanged • zonked Out • zonned

zogged

Subverted by jews. Pozzed, jewed. From ZOG - Zionist Occupied Government

- Holy fuck anthropology is zogged as fuck
- Yeah, Boas did us in

zogged by SIX HOT LOADS October 12, 2020

Puppy zoned

When the girl you fall in love with calls you a puppy

Guy to Girl: "Damn gurrl you look so hot today, like the sunrise."
Girl to Guy: "Aww thanks puppy."

Guy's mate to Guy: "You've been puppy zoned."

Puppy zoned by Puppy291298 February 4, 2019

sister zoned

When a guy/ girl you like says "you are like my sister" or "you are like the little sister I've never had" or "I love you like a sis" It is worse than being friend zoned, it's all the way past friends to family. You probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.

I thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. I guess we were just hanging out.

sister zoned by Queen B, Bitch! June 5, 2015

Nicky Zoned

A dreadful combination of being gay zoned, friend zoned, and brother zoned all at the same time.

That guy over there just got Nicky zoned!

Nicky Zoned by JaboiCj2 February 28, 2017

little-girl zoned

When a girl gets rejected by an older guy because she is too young.

Girl: Uh, I just got little-girl zoned by that hot year 10 guy!

little-girl zoned by iEatSpam December 7, 2017

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026