zonned

Incredibly bored...to the point of not knowing what to do with yourself. Sick state to be in.
'Oh my god this science class is killing me'
'Yeah man I'm totally zonned'

'All I've been doing for the past three days is surfing the net, going on msn and eating...I'm zonning out mate'
by liz.eh January 03, 2007
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like son, but disrespectful in a slang way
Who do you think you are zon?

Skweezy Jibbs tried to disrespect me so i called him a zon and stole his word
by Touminator November 03, 2010
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Oh cool knife where did you get it. Oh I got it off the zon
by !Suckonthat! May 26, 2017
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I have a PvM Zon
by FknBlazed May 16, 2003
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umbrella; sunshade - in English
zondek - in Dutch
zondek: zon - "sun", dek - "roof"
by AP December 23, 2003
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probably short for amazon, or female warrior. A very assertive woman.
God, she's a real zon. Did you see how she blew that maitre d' away?
by guy May 10, 2003
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slang for buying something. Originally meant buying something from Amazon, but has been repurposed to mean buying something from just about anywhere.
A: I'm hungry

B: Y dont u zon a McChicken rn?
A: This is the gayest word I have ever heard
B: Yo zon some lube for that butthurt
A: Please zon a noose and hang yourself
by SaugaMan97 August 29, 2018
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