Zombie Text
A text sent that is a common phrase and the sender does not remember sending it. Usually sent by a preoccupied person.
Zombie Text by Hi Person! August 29, 2010
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text zombie
1. Someone who's texts while walking,and constantly bumps into stuff not noticing any surroundings until the text is sent.
2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.
2. Someone who texts while driving, going about 5-10 miles an hour down a 40 m/h road.
Micheal was texting his girlfriend while walking and ran into a bush, and kept walking, he is such a text zombie!
Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!
Steve was texting his mom while driving and went 10 miles an hour what a text zombie!
text zombie by Aaron Chak June 30, 2008
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text zombie
anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.
text zombie by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010
text zombie
Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.
text zombie by suteiki October 19, 2009
Text zombie
Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.
This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.
Text zombie by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020
Zombie Texter
Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.
1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!
2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.
2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.
Zombie Texter by HalfBlood December 9, 2008
Zombie Texting
When someone does or tries to continue a text message conversation that is clearly over and no more needs to be said, most of the time it will be akward and the person is just not getting the hint that the conversaton has ended.
Joe stop zombie texting Kim, u just messaged her 5 mins ago, she said she'll be there now quit texting her already before u make ur self look like an idiot, especially since u just met her.
kind of a shitty exmple but u pretty much get the point of it from the deffinition.
kind of a shitty exmple but u pretty much get the point of it from the deffinition.
Zombie Texting by Bniggs420 May 27, 2011
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