Definitions by fingerbang134

text zombie 

anyone wandering aimlessly through a crowd paying more attention to their texts than to who is directly around them.

That text zombie just bumped into me and didnt even look up from their phone.

text zombie by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010

iNerd

Anyone who owns an iPhone and an iPod or iPad and tries to convince you that the money they spent was justified.

All the iNerds are lined up outside the apple store to buy the newest iAmadork, it lets you do all the same things as your iPhone but it's bigger and more expensive.

iNerd by fingerbang134 August 8, 2010