Zodiac Fuck

Name: Zodiac Fuck Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Recently the dates of each zodiac sign has been changed meaning that most people are now something new. This has led to a universal fucking of everyone who had their old zodiac sign tattooed somewhere on their body.

It was only 4 months ago that Lindsay got her new zodiac tattoo which she was very proud of, unfortunately she is no longer Cancer. A classic case of zodiac fuck.

Zodiac Fuck by Jonan2012 January 15, 2011

Get the Zodiac Fuck mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Zodiac Fucking

The practice of identifying yourself as one sign of the zodiac (based on real or perceived attributes) while having been born under a different sign.

(Brought upon by the revelation that the phenomenon of procession has caused the zodiac houses to shift over the last 2,200 years, as well as the introduction of a 13th sign "Ophiuchus.")

Peter: "There's no way I'm a Virgo! Forget it, I'm still a Scorpio."
Christo: "Welcome to the wonderful world of Zodiac Fucking."

Zodiac Fucking by Rori The Riveter January 14, 2011

Get the Zodiac Fucking mug.

Related Words

Zodiac Fuck • Zodiac Fucking • zodiac killer • Zodiac Sign • zodiac crush • zodiac sign sex • zodiac actor • Zodiac Bana • Zodiac Bingo • zodiac bunni

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

Word of the Day on November 3, 2026

Get the briefcake mug.

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

Get the Ratfucker mug.

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Get the countrypolitan mug.

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

Word of the Day on October 31, 2026