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Zjerb is the feeling when you bite into a pickle and its softer than expected.
"why are you unable to come to work today?"
"sorry I am feeling a bit zjerb today"
Zjerb by 六十九 February 16, 2021
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That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s squishier than you expected.
Damn, that pickle got me feeling zjerb.

I cannot deal with my current zjerbness.
zjerb by JockoHomo1978 February 15, 2021
me and my girlfriend mia. zaman and verma merged tg to make a whole.
zaman+verma=zerma
zerma by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaZzzzZZ December 15, 2022
-Where did you get this song, Jim?
-Oh, I zermuxed it last night.
zermux by Dan Fitz. November 28, 2006
The feeling when you bite into a pickle and it’s a bit squishier than you were expecting.
This squishy pickle makes me feel zjerb.
Zjerb by TiredCow February 15, 2021

Zermatism 

a pseudoscience attributed to Stanislav Szukalski, a skilled Polish artist. As per the doctrine, all human culture has its origin in Easter Island following the Deluge which killed all living beings except those on Noah’s Ark. The doctrine maintains that all languages are derived from a single source known as the Protong and all cultures are just a variation of the themes representing a series of universal symbols. The doctrine further explains that races have diversified due to crossbreeding of species.
Zermatism has no scientific legs to stand on. It is merely a superstition.
Zermatism by uttam maharjan February 15, 2010
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