Zirkle Jerk 

To gather every male of the entire current existing human population and have them jizz into a small body of water such as a lake; causing the body of water to become 100% sperm.

"Hey man, let's go Zirkle Jerk into Lake Victoria!"

Zirkle Jerk by Joshzirkle January 8, 2013

Zircle Jerk

A very unnecessary and unproductive Zoom meeting, called by a supervisor just to make sure you and your team are working from home during the COVID-19 crisis.

I decided to dial-in to this morning's Zircle Jerk, because I felt that I might need to mute the phone and take my typical loud morning dump during the meeting. My dump takes priority over Zircle Jerks.

Zircle Jerk by drunk dude 69 April 1, 2020

zirklejerk 

When a group of men stand around an individual and praise him for his excellence.

After the sauna we engaged in some vigorous kinesthetics followed by a good old-fashioned zirklejerk.

zirklejerk by r1ggolas January 25, 2011