A dope ass nigga with a massive moose cock that can fuck a bitch till her legs don't work. He might have dropped out of school but he still bringin in bags.
When you have an STD and do not tell your partner until after your partner has gotten the STD and or symptoms. Than go on and act as if you didn't know that you had the STD to begin with.
"Ya I feel terrible I pulled a zindel he just confronted me about his outbreak, I just acted as if I had no idea and cried.
A dirty old man.
Usually not actually an "old man" by the definition of the term, but usually someone who is old compared to those around him.
For instance, in a group of five guys, most of which are around fifteen years old, there might be one guy, eighteen or nineteen, who always talks about fucking. Therefore, he would be "a dirty old man" and thus, "the zendell".
"Who's that guy in the corner with the Hustler?"
"Ah, he's just the zendell."
Zandell is actually an amazingly well athletic person who honestly has a type of personality that will stay to himself sometimes,and loves to work hard in sports.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*