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Someone who’s really sweet but shy to new people they meet for the first time(s). Very cute and hot too, doesn’t care about looks. If you reject them you wil regret it one day.
Zineke
Zineke by Crusi November 20, 2021
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Someone who stinks or hasn't shaved in a long time
Guy 1: Did you see Nick in that photo?
Guy 2: It looked like he hadn't shaved in a year
Guy 1: Zinkey
Zinkey by E-Hookah February 28, 2014
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Someone who stinks like shit or tzatziki and smells like they haven't showered/shaved in years
Guy1: dude John was blowing his breath at me man it smelt like rotten mouldy Tzatziki

Guy2: Smells like the last time he had a wash was at his baptism

Guy3: What a massive Zinkey

getting Zinked

being the victim of intense tomfoolery.
Mark: I invited Hampson to look at this website, but little does he know, it's about him!
Andrew: Looks like he's getting Zinked today.
getting Zinked by YouReadMyName November 16, 2016
Somebody from Brussels.

Literally it means "bastard dog" and has been used proudly by the people of Brussels to celebrate how they are a product of mixed cultures, languages and ethnicities as they are situated on a border between northern and southern Europe, and the Latin and Germanic language groups.
- How come he's fluent in French, Flemish, English and German?

- Cause he's a real zinneke!
Zinneke by Dogs with power March 31, 2015
A piece of meatloaf with a hole in it used as a pocket pussy
"Just finished my 25 hour shift, time to fuck my Ziekeloaf."
Ziekeloaf by bisbeatonismeme May 26, 2018
Past tense for the incident where someone who is trying to have fun, breaks something expensive.
My blackberry just got zinked.
Zinked by yujuta October 11, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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