Zidowned

To be owned by Zidane; an ownage worthy of the level of Zidane's headbutt during the World Cup finals of 2006.

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Materazzi got flat out Zidowned!

Zidowned by Allez Les Bleus July 10, 2006

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zitowned

From Zito, Barry: To get shelled mercilessly; to lose without fail after convincing many that you were unbeatable.

Also, the act of convincing someone that you are worth a significant investment of time and/or money when you are not.

The Phillies' bullpen got zitowned last night - 6 runs in the 9th.

Did you see the contract the Falcons gave Harrington? They got zitowned.

zitowned by drewjk1979 April 30, 2008

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Zidowned • zitowned • zizowned

zizowned

to be headbutted hard, especially during a soccer game.

Martha: "Did you see how Alex head-butted Mark?"
Tutta: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL yes he was so zizowned!"

zizowned by Yazeed A. July 11, 2006

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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