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Zidowned 

To be owned by Zidane; an ownage worthy of the level of Zidane's headbutt during the World Cup finals of 2006.

see Materazzi
Zidowned by Allez Les Bleus July 10, 2006
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zitowned 

From Zito, Barry: To get shelled mercilessly; to lose without fail after convincing many that you were unbeatable.

Also, the act of convincing someone that you are worth a significant investment of time and/or money when you are not.
The Phillies' bullpen got zitowned last night - 6 runs in the 9th.

Did you see the contract the Falcons gave Harrington? They got zitowned.
zitowned by drewjk1979 April 30, 2008
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zizowned 

to be headbutted hard, especially during a soccer game.
Martha: "Did you see how Alex head-butted Mark?"
Tutta: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL yes he was so zizowned!"
zizowned by Yazeed A. July 11, 2006
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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