this word is used to emphasise the 'awesomeness' of something. in slang, 'hairy' means awesome, and 'zero cool' means awesome as well. so, 'hairy zero cool' means doubally awesome.
Well "hairy" means awesome, as well as "zero cool". So that makes it twice as cool! And "sweetness" inhances it even more! As for "fes"... I have no clue where that came from =P I didn't make that part up! So you put it all together, and it's this totally AMAZING, ROCKING word!!!!!!!!!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'