Zenpression

When your screenzen screen limiter closes instagram in the middle of a hilarious reel. You don’t want to waste your opens for the day so you have to accept the fact you won’t be able to finish the video plunging you into a temporary zenpression of sadness and frustration.

I finally got this hilarious reel but screenzen closed insta on me. I’m in a zenpression now.

Zenpression by GarryFott June 15, 2026

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Zepression

Noun
The phenomenon wherein Generation Z experiences higher rates of depression and other mental illnesses.

Verb

Classified as being a part of Generation Z while having depression or a mental illness.

Zepression has caused the standard of living for Generation Z to go down, compared to their parents.
After not stepping out of his house due to fear of catching the coronavirus, she fell into a deep state of zepression.
I don’t have any motivation anymore, I am so zepressed.

Did you hear the news? Another riot in Atlanta. All this negativity makes me zepressed.

Zepression by _abridged October 28, 2020

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abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

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Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

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