Definitions by GarryFott

Bolsheviking me

When you want to be pg so you can’t say bullshitting me so you say this clever innuendo instead

You must be bolsheviking me. This assignment cannot be due tomorrow

Bolsheviking me by GarryFott June 15, 2026

Zenpression

When your screenzen screen limiter closes instagram in the middle of a hilarious reel. You don’t want to waste your opens for the day so you have to accept the fact you won’t be able to finish the video plunging you into a temporary zenpression of sadness and frustration.

I finally got this hilarious reel but screenzen closed insta on me. I’m in a zenpression now.

Zenpression by GarryFott June 15, 2026

Dandelionness

A cute cherub friend who’s stature and male pattern balding turns him into a delightful yet ferocious dandelion

“You’re thinning hair is getting bad it’s turning you into a total dandelionness you cutie”

Dandelionness by GarryFott June 15, 2026

Bunglejungler

Someone who can’t stop fiddling with their nuts cause they have perpetual blue balls or some krabs from being an enormous gooner.

“Aaryan is a total bunglejungler. I swear he always is scratching his smelly sack”
“I heard his ashwaganda intake has caused some serious rashing down there.”

Bunglejungler by GarryFott June 15, 2026

Baux

Bottom house aux like what squid chud of bouse plays cause he has horrible music taste

This is baux play some ts that gets the birds moving you chud

Baux by GarryFott June 15, 2026

Hamwhistle

When you got food and your fatass friend comes over like you blew a hamwhistle.

bro, how you know I got food. It’s like I blew a damn hamwhistle

Hamwhistle by GarryFott June 15, 2026