Zellner

1.A griff with slicked back hair and side burns.

2.A kid who talks just for the sake of hearing him/herself talk.

3.A person who talks about someone behind thier back the second they leave the room.

1. Hey, I got sideburns.

2. "Okay...either A. fill in the blank, B. fill in the blank, or C. fill in the blank!!"

3. "psst...psstt...lets whisper about that person before they get back..."

Zellner by Booty April 5, 2004

zellner

blurting out an either offensive, racist, or just completely random word or phrase at the most opportune time to make someone feel uncomfortable, and others laugh hysterically.

everyone becomes quiet at a table of 8...
joe: JEW CANOE!!!!!!
tony: man, you are such a zellner sometimes.. but youve got me laughing like crazy

zellner by Phi Alpha Baller September 1, 2009

Full Zellner

The act of going "Full Zellner" is to approach any particular task with absolute meticulousness and zeal, leaving no stone unturned in ones plight to succeed. No effort or expense is spared until the task is complete or goal reached. Some well known people who have gone "Full Zellner" in their line of work are Tommy Wiseau, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kathleen Zellner.

Friend; How did your prostate check up go?
Patient: It was really uncomfortable, the doctor went "Full Zellner".
Friend: Oh no... is everything ok?
Patient: Yeah everything is fine, I'm 100 percent totally clear.

Friend: At least you know for sure.

Full Zellner by Det. Lloyd Gross November 14, 2020

Zeller 

The lever(s) on a chair used to adjust height, angle, etc.

Marybeth dreamed of breaking all the zellers in the room, forever cementing each office chair with her personal height & lumbar preference.

Zeller by Annexander February 23, 2021

Zeller Argument 

The act of arguing over something false. Where under normal circumstances the Person defending the "wrong" opinion would disagree with said opinion.

Zeller: "It is completely normal to want money for story progression in an single-player Game!"
Xaver: "Stfu, I don't want to have an Zeller Argument"

Zeller Argument by mePixel May 30, 2020

mr zellers 

The most badass teacher in the whole United States. He also smokes joints nonstop

Person 1: dude I heard mr zellers is badass

Friend: hell yeah man he is hella dope

mr zellers by Bad ass nig March 12, 2014

shane zeller 

an amazing example of muscle tone and fuzzy hair

Look at that kid, he's such a Shane Zeller.

shane zeller by wholoves?! August 9, 2009