Zellner

1.A griff with slicked back hair and side burns.

2.A kid who talks just for the sake of hearing him/herself talk.

3.A person who talks about someone behind thier back the second they leave the room.

1. Hey, I got sideburns.

2. "Okay...either A. fill in the blank, B. fill in the blank, or C. fill in the blank!!"

3. "psst...psstt...lets whisper about that person before they get back..."

by Booty April 6, 2004

zellner

blurting out an either offensive, racist, or just completely random word or phrase at the most opportune time to make someone feel uncomfortable, and others laugh hysterically.

everyone becomes quiet at a table of 8...
joe: JEW CANOE!!!!!!
tony: man, you are such a zellner sometimes.. but youve got me laughing like crazy

by Phi Alpha Baller August 31, 2009

Full Zellner

The act of going "Full Zellner" is to approach any particular task with absolute meticulousness and zeal, leaving no stone unturned in ones plight to succeed. No effort or expense is spared until the task is complete or goal reached. Some well known people who have gone "Full Zellner" in their line of work are Tommy Wiseau, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kathleen Zellner.

Friend; How did your prostate check up go?
Patient: It was really uncomfortable, the doctor went "Full Zellner".
Friend: Oh no... is everything ok?
Patient: Yeah everything is fine, I'm 100 percent totally clear.

Friend: At least you know for sure.

by Det. Lloyd Gross November 15, 2020