Zeldaron Seraph

Zeldaron seraph commonly known as the man who has never spread lies to cause internal beef and blame it on the current fag who hasn’t changed his name yet so he will be named MeekSauce or Americans future “Navy Seal”. After having a gay affair with Eldest duke (The couple is also known as Zeldest Duke) Zeldaron has remained single sing but doesn’t mean that Eldest duke have stopped dating. Eldest duke has a “girlfriend” that is best believed to be a man but is a so called women. On the realms of Xbox she is formally known as a tranny but on instagram she is referred to as “dukes_girl”. Zeldaron is also famous for showing his racial pride. As he has tried joining the Klan several times but not being able to prove his Dominece by executing the “Klan Plan” he has stopped trying to join as now he just sits down and drinks Baha blast as he plays Xbox with his lard friend Belta, his Mexican associate (illegal worker who cleans up his lawn) Tortilla Horse, and the real number one news source Meek Toss.

(Zeldarons Daughter) “Hey dad I just found out I’m pregnant”!
Zeldaron seraph “With who your not dating anyone”?
(Zeldarons daughter) “My friend Jamal”
Zeldaron Seraph “Abort that w I ggerr or I’ll shoot that thing out of you if I get the chance”.

Zeldaron Seraph by Meek sauce September 25, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012