zebra boy

When a girl with braces performs oral sex leaving painful stripes on the penis where the braces were

I was in a movie theater late at night, no one was there execpt me and my babe. The movie got boring and she turned to me with a smile, she put her hand on my jeans and started unzipping slowly. Instantly I turned rock hard for her. She undid my button then slowly ducked her head down over my meaty seven inch cock. She gently blew on it then went down. The first three seconds were better then life itself, but suddenly my shaft got hooked on her braces and the day went to hell. It was such a mix of good and bad that I didn't know what to do, the next 45 seconds was a mix of heaven and hell. She swallowed making me more conviced that it was good, but when i looked down and saw my bloody dick I knew that i got a zebra boy, it was going to be a terrible few days. I still have the scar on my dick from that one girl 3 years ago.

zebra boy by Stripped dick September 25, 2009

Zebra Boy

A blowjob in which the one giving it is wearing braces, and the hooks on the back of the braces causes laserations that make your penis resemble the stripes of a zebra.

Damn, my girlfriend keeps giving me zebra boys cause of her stupid braces.

Zebra Boy by zb lover July 7, 2009

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Zebra Boy • zebra • Zebra Cake • zebra stripes • Zebra Shit • Zebra Dick • Zebra Job • Zebra Penis • zebra crossing • zebra'd

prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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