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Noun, To laze around in a bored manner because bad weather has prevented doing ANYTHING
The snow is to deep to go to work, Therefore I am just 'Zatteling' around the house

I'm gonna zattle today
zattle by Rav3n.,. March 8, 2023
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A word to describe lazing around the house in a bored manner because the weather is bad
I'm just gonna 'zattle' today
Zattle by Rav3n.,. March 8, 2023

Zattle Strattle 

When a chick gives you a hairy knee job from a piggy back position. When you complete you have to yell "KILL YO SELF" and throw her at the nearest wall.
This one slag Gertrude gave me Zattle Strattle and that big bitch put a dent in the drywall.

Zettlemoyer condition 

1. Pride in onself

2. Attention to detail
3. Will give you a firm handshake
4. Does not use PC
5. Doesnt shave on the weekend

6. Usually found in some type of leadership postion
7. Will not back down from a fight

8. May often have his pencils sharpened to a perfect point
9. Trained in one of two places Parris island or San Diego
10. Takes his career 4 years at a time
11. Veteran
SSGT.R-Cpl. Keane and Cpl. Mczeal have came down with the Zettlemoyer condition and i like it.
GY.O - They are most likely tricking you.
SSGT.R- I DOUBT IT!
Uncontrollable, highly contaigious urge to play the real life game of monopoly and aquire as much real estate as possible.
I've got the zettlebug again, and MAN does it ITCH!
zettlebug by xcek October 15, 2011

Zitty Von Zittles 

What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.
Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!

Zatte Rita 

Term om een vaak dronken vrouw te beschrijven, gebaseerd op het karakter 'Rita' (Gespeeld door Jackie Lafon), uit de vlaamse soap-serie 'Familie' op de zender VTM.
Man, uw tante is echt bezopen... ze hangt weer de zatte Rita uit, he...
Zatte Rita by tehbossBelgian January 19, 2015
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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