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n. an insensitive male who is an extreme tool. He is insensitive, pompous, arrogant, narcissistic, and can't take a hint. In addition, he also may or may not have an aumkar.
The zettler could not take a hint when the girl refused to hold his hand and continued talking incessantly about his high school graduation, at which he was the star of the night.
zettler by LittlesBiggie July 20, 2008
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Zettlemoyer condition 

1. Pride in onself

2. Attention to detail
3. Will give you a firm handshake
4. Does not use PC
5. Doesnt shave on the weekend

6. Usually found in some type of leadership postion
7. Will not back down from a fight

8. May often have his pencils sharpened to a perfect point
9. Trained in one of two places Parris island or San Diego
10. Takes his career 4 years at a time
11. Veteran
SSGT.R-Cpl. Keane and Cpl. Mczeal have came down with the Zettlemoyer condition and i like it.
GY.O - They are most likely tricking you.
SSGT.R- I DOUBT IT!

Henrik Zetterberg 

A left wing in the NHL. Plays for the Detroit Red Wings. Wears #40. Was the Wings 2nd leading scorer in the 06 season with a total of 85 points in 77 games which he played in.
Henrik Zetterberg with the game winner and the crowd went wild as the Wings beat the Avs 5-4 last night
Henrik Zetterberg by go_wings June 1, 2006
Uncontrollable, highly contaigious urge to play the real life game of monopoly and aquire as much real estate as possible.
I've got the zettlebug again, and MAN does it ITCH!
zettlebug by xcek October 15, 2011
1)the inability to support crazee ideas

2)the inability to catch and/or
spell due to a lack of common sense
1)"it appears that you have a put a zetter on my idea"

2)"What a Zetter!"
Zetter by joshua July 4, 2004

regan zetter 

A female, whom you thought was your friend, and intentionally stabbed you in the back to go and do other things to support her own agenda.
man, that girl Stacey, We were friends for five years, but she went and pulled a regan zetter and started hanging out around David.
regan zetter by boratchainmail December 8, 2016

zetterburn 

"Zetterburn mains LUL"
zetterburn by GlaciatorTheNub February 5, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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