When a man is wrapped up in blankets, nude mind you, and a woman flaps around the room squawking like a bird, with peanut butter, jelly, and bread crumbs in her mouth, and goes over and spits it into the man's mouth, as he masturbates. (Much like a mother and baby bird role play)
by Charcharbinks February 10, 2013
Get the Zakking itmug. Zak, has a fucking huge ass dick. It is so big he tucks it into his sock , if Zak comes over to your house you know your mother or sister WILL wind up pregnant.
by Billy Dikener12456 December 22, 2019
Get the Zakmug. A nickname for Zachary, "Zak" is just as correct as "Zach, Zack, or Zac".
Is often annoyed when one spells his nickname as one of the three other variations.
Is often annoyed when one spells his nickname as one of the three other variations.
Billy - Hey, how'd they spell your name on your coffee this time? *snicker*
Zak - Z A C K. God damn it.
Zak - Z A C K. God damn it.
by Boxmaker April 11, 2015
Get the Zakmug. by Z-Tango September 30, 2009
Get the Zakkedmug. by Tayler H October 2, 2018
Get the Zakmug. (zak) n. 1. One who is admired for his skills with skateboarding, women, art, etc. 2. Plastic chair. 3. A notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. 4. Scholar of Zakology.
-zak adj.
-zak adj.
by insomniac8o8 April 9, 2004
Get the zakmug.