When a man is wrapped up in blankets, nude mind you, and a woman flaps around the room squawking like a bird, with peanut butter, jelly, and bread crumbs in her mouth, and goes over and spits it into the man's mouth, as he masturbates. (Much like a mother and baby bird role play)
by Charcharbinks February 10, 2013
Zak, has a fucking huge ass dick. It is so big he tucks it into his sock , if Zak comes over to your house you know your mother or sister WILL wind up pregnant.
by Billy Dikener12456 December 22, 2019
A nickname for Zachary, "Zak" is just as correct as "Zach, Zack, or Zac".
Is often annoyed when one spells his nickname as one of the three other variations.
Is often annoyed when one spells his nickname as one of the three other variations.
Billy - Hey, how'd they spell your name on your coffee this time? *snicker*
Zak - Z A C K. God damn it.
Zak - Z A C K. God damn it.
by Boxmaker April 12, 2015
by Z-Tango September 29, 2009
by Tayler H October 2, 2018
(zak) n. 1. One who is admired for his skills with skateboarding, women, art, etc. 2. Plastic chair. 3. A notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. 4. Scholar of Zakology.
-zak adj.
-zak adj.
by insomniac8o8 April 9, 2004