Zakking it

When a man is wrapped up in blankets, nude mind you, and a woman flaps around the room squawking like a bird, with peanut butter, jelly, and bread crumbs in her mouth, and goes over and spits it into the man's mouth, as he masturbates. (Much like a mother and baby bird role play)

Zakk Ayers had a fun time zakking it with Myrtle the other weekend!

by Charcharbinks February 10, 2013

Zak

Zak, has a fucking huge ass dick. It is so big he tucks it into his sock , if Zak comes over to your house you know your mother or sister WILL wind up pregnant.

Zak, is that a cucumber in your pants?
No it’s my huge ass cock

by Billy Dikener12456 December 22, 2019

Zak

A nickname for Zachary, "Zak" is just as correct as "Zach, Zack, or Zac".
Is often annoyed when one spells his nickname as one of the three other variations.

Billy - Hey, how'd they spell your name on your coffee this time? *snicker*
Zak - Z A C K. God damn it.

by Boxmaker April 11, 2015

Zakked

The act of punching a shark in the face.

A shark was attacking me, but it swam away after I Zakked it.

by Z-Tango September 30, 2009

Zak

A beautiful, funny, and extremely nice guy. Who can be a class clown sometimes.

Zak is amazing! He's so admirable! I'm crazy about him!

by Tayler H October 02, 2018

Zak

Some random ass fucker.

Who the fuck is Zak?

by Megamind164 February 26, 2019

zak

(zak) n. 1. One who is admired for his skills with skateboarding, women, art, etc. 2. Plastic chair. 3. A notorious teenager from the early twenty-first century known for his delightful humor and good looks. 4. Scholar of Zakology.
-zak adj.

In the end, everyone finally realized that he was a true zak.

by insomniac8o8 April 09, 2004