Zach G

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is a great and loyal friend. Will do anything for you. Zach Gs will have your back, but if you are mean and distant to him, he will reject you as a person.

That guy is a total Zach G

Zach G by The best person in the phantom December 13, 2017

Zach Gowen

Zach Gowen is an American musician, known for his single, blindfold. He is also a media personality.

Zach Gowen

Zach Gowen by bearrienman December 30, 2021

oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day 

when all the zach’s see a nicole and slap her ass.

“hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*

when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses

oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day by emery smith October 29, 2019

Zach Gerber 

A rather smart, young, talented, good looking, nice smelling, young man with a larger than average penis.

Person One: Do you know Zach Gerber?
Person Two: Oh yeah! The one with the big penis?
Person One: Yes him.
Person Two: Yes, he's incredibly talented and good looking.

Zach Gerber by hiyouallsmell April 14, 2011

Zach Gentry 

a male with no life, does nothing but read playboy magazines, and stalk girls that rejected him in anyway possible. usually have a large head and aren't very smart.

My friend is Zach Gentry and he will get nowhere in life unless it is the circus and he will be there for having a large head.

Zach Gentry by Alvin_L_Howard August 17, 2010

Zach Galifianakis 

A surrealist comedian with a legion of one-liners and non-sequiturs at his disposal. Best Known for his role of Alan Garner in the 2009 hit comedy, The Hangover. His stand-up often consists of Zach playing the piano while giving absurd one-liners and performing many characters, such as the Timid Pimp, the Forgetful Vegan, and the Gay Snake. He is very popular in the underground circuit of comedy, and often collaborates with Comedy duo, Tim and Eric.

Zach Galifianakis: "When you look like I do, it's hard to get a table for one at a Chuck E. Cheese."

"My girlfriend looks a little like Charlize Theron, and a lot like Patrick Ewing"

"I want to create a restaurant in the same vain as IHOP, and call it 'IHOCOC.' Which stands for, 'International House of Corn on the Cob.' And we sell corn... on the cob. And our slogan will be, 'come on down, don't be such a faggot.' "

Zach Galifianakis by N8n10e February 17, 2010

zach goodelle 

A straight dumbass

He doesn’t know what 5 + 5 is he is a Zach Goodelle

zach goodelle by Bounce animal January 19, 2019