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When a man unexpectently makes his penis resemble the letter "Z".
I was hammering away on this girl from behind and was long stroking her. During one of the pumps, my junk came all the way out and in my attempt to thrust back in real quick my junk slammed her taint and I "Z kinked" myself.
by Bruno Ace February 19, 2013
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selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
by Bethinslope May 11, 2020
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