Yukester

A nickname for a person that always ends up puking when they drink.

My ex girlfriend yukes everytime she drinks excessively.

"Sup Yukester? Can you not yuke on my carpet this time?"

Yukester by Ross_of_all_bosses January 14, 2008

yukster 

A hipster of comedy; a comedy snob - one with discerning, GOOD taste in "alternative" comedy, IE Paul F. Tompkins, Todd Barry, Patton Oswalt, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Zach Galifianakis, Aziz Ansari, Brian Posehn, Eugene Mirman, Hannibal Buress, Jen Kirkman, Maria Bamford, Donald Glover, Michael Showalter, Marc Maron, Doug Benson, Neil Hamburger, Andy Daly & TOM SCHARPLING/SCHARPLING & WURSTER.

People with no patience for unfunny, pandering, disingenuous bullshit.

MITCH: "Hey dude, did you watch this week's Modern Family, Glee and Sh%t My Dad Says? Also, did you hear the new Jeff Dunham album, see the new Adam Sandler movie, read the new Chelsea Handler book?"

KYLE: "Everything you just mentioned is unfunny and fucking terrible.

MITCH: "Yeah well, you're just a no-good yukster, anyway."

yukster by GuyWhiteyCorngood May 31, 2011

yokester 

A sarcastic and condescending way of calling somebody unfunny.
Also commonly used after someone says "lol" when their joke is clearly not funny at all.

John: I went to the store today.
Corinne: coolbeans!
John: Whatta yokester...

yokester by Matthew G July 30, 2008