a DASHING young independent man. He always gets the ladies, but sometimes prefers a side of
sausage ;). He never fails to make his peers laugh until their trachea is throbbing. Yahvensky’s aren’t the best looking but, manage to
pull any girl they want. They’ll always treat you with that bouchée respect and buy you food when you’re hungry. If you don’t have a Yahvensky buy
one, because you need one.