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Fictional social networking site featured on "30 Rock" episode 8 of Season 4 entitled "Secret Santa." The site featured "Finger Tagging" instead of "pokes."
"Jack's old high school crush just changed her marital status on YouFace."
Jack - "Oh my F'ng G"
YouFace by Jolly_Rogers December 11, 2009
Words you can keep

YöFáce 

A term invented and popularized by the professor of Comedy Central at YoFace University, Mr. Calculations, or otherwise known as taybo11. taybo11 is widely known as a pioneer of comedy and inventing laughter, many scholars have regarded him as the most important man in human history. Once he invents or popularizes something, it will soon become widely excepted to use these terms, therefore transforming how humans communicate and languages around the world.
Person 1: "I wish I could meet Mr. Calculations."
Person 2: "I wish I could meet YöFáce!"
Audience: *laughter*
YöFáce by Sudam Huesain December 21, 2020

myface yourface 

what an older peson / or a technology impaired person calls myspace and facebook

kid : dad just text me or write me on myspace!

dad : i don't know how do do all that texting and tweeting or " myface and yourface ! "
myface yourface by dwight mchunglow February 6, 2010

shaddap you face 

(v.) To make quiet, phrase used by Italians, and made popular by a 1983 song by Joe Dolce, who had a very bad Italian accent.
"What you say to me? SHADDAP YOU FACE!" *slap*


What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*



*candidate for worst song ever.

shut uppa you face

Italian mob slang for Shut Your Face or Shut Your Lips.
While breaking the legs of a business associate, Two-tonne Tony was begged to reconsider his actions, to which he replied "You shut uppa you face."
shut uppa you face by SuperMuggins October 13, 2006

yourface 

BEST FREAKIN COMEBACK IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
jeff: hey chris your so ugly

chris: well guess what...........YOURFACE

jeff: *dies*

why you face 

Enquire why a person is looking unhappy,
"chris, why you face"
why you face by nickthefish June 18, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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