you need 

A low key way for asking some one if tgey need drugs wothout asking directly.

Dealer: you need?
Buyer: ye bro what you got

Dealer: what you need

you need by Trifeknife December 6, 2016

You Need Jesus 

Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.

Dude: Man, I should SO kill that hooker right now.
Dude2: You need Jesus.

You Need Jesus by Whistledink April 7, 2010

You need to talk to Jesus 

You full of shit; you can tell that dung pudding story to someone else!

You need to talk to Jesus! He might forgive you, but I don't!

You need to talk to Jesus by talk2me-JCH2 October 9, 2023

you need a cactus up your ass 

maggie needs a cactus up her ass.

One who deserves pain in the gluteus Maximus such as the person (maggie) who needs to be told, you need a cactus up your ass

you need a cactus up your ass by Cactus:) February 11, 2015

You need some milk 

Your response When someone gets recked,embarrassed or even acting crazy.

*Person falls on face*
Response:YOU NEED SOME MILK!

You need some milk by Best.nothing August 21, 2016

you need some milk 

when a person whines too damn much like a baby

Why you keep gettin upset, you need some milk

you need some milk by Mojo Jojo Sugapimp April 16, 2016

You need Jesus! 

Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return

Bethany: I have a foot fetish
Mike: You need Jesus!
Bethany: OMG I know

You need Jesus! by realniQQa143 May 27, 2016