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You choke 

Another term for "you suck", it means to choke on a cock, not just suck it.
Dude! You choke at this fucking game.
You choke by Sean McAlevey June 14, 2008
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Smoke till you choke

A large smoke up, usually ending in somebody coughing or throwing up.
"Hey mate, I just got a quarter. Come over for a smoke till you choke?"

I will choke you with your own asshole!!! 

A threatening statement that is so profoundly impossible that it will both amuse, confuse and terrify its recipient.
If you make that annoying noise again, "I will choke you with your own asshole!!!"

roku and choke you 

watching tv or movies with a roku and having bdsm sex at the same time, pretty similar to Netflix and chill, blockbuster and cockthruster,amazon prime and sexy time.
hey, babe wanna come over and have some Roku and choke you time?

CHOKE YOU 

when someone needs to be handled
when you can't stand someone
a way of dominating someone before they domanate you
CHOKE YOU by Meolie March 22, 2003

If e choke you go know

The phrase "If e choke you go know" is a Nigerian Pidgin English expression that means "If you experience it, you will understand." It is a way of saying that someone will only understand something if they go through it themselves.
That was a very good performance by Wizkid, If e choke you go know.
If e choke you go know by RakimUredo September 9, 2023

I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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