You are my sunshine

when you having hot sex with someone, and then you need to piss, so you force your lover to stare you straight in the dick, and then you let it loose, while shining a flashlight through the piss to make it shine gold like the sun. very common among young teens

person #1: you are my sunshine
person #2: aww tha- AAAGHHH *gargle gargle*

You are my sunshine by peenflation March 12, 2023

You Are My Sunshine

I'm sure you know the classic nursery rhyme song "You Are My Sunshine" but have you ever wondered what the meaning behind it is it's actually pretty dark, the song sing's about how the singer doesn't want their loved one to be killed that's why when the say's "Please don't take my sunshine away" their saying please don't kill them I mean disagree or agree with me that's what I believe and heard it means after all this is my opinion

"You are my sunshine my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey you'll never know dear how much I love you please don't take my sunshine away, I'll always love you and make you happy cause you are my sunshine, my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are grey you'll never know dear how much I love you please don't take my sunshine away."

You Are My Sunshine by prettyhorse101 June 23, 2017

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You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety

Whoever you send this holy text you must block them effective immediately .

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety
(Block this person on all social media).

You are my sunshine whazza matter for you downer courage slueth piety by j4cobi September 30, 2020

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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priors

Prior convictions

Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.

priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008

Word of the Day on June 16, 2026

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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