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you mad? 

A way of calling out ones salty nature after expressing anger or jealousy over a recent event.
Chris: Dons' new car is super fresh.

Terell: It ain't even that sweet it would look alot better if it was red. He still a bitch anyway..

Chris: ... you mad?
you mad? by Chrispy614 May 2, 2011

you mad? 

your response when you feel that someone is jelly of you
Idrees: LOOK AT THAT MINT! IM GONNA GO RUN FOR IT!
-amy comes in and steals it-
Amy: YOU MAD?
you mad? by Cyn.So April 24, 2011

You mad? 

This used to be a way of calling someone out for being unnecessarily angry but now it's just used for when people are being roasted to the core and they have nothing else to say.
Person 1: White people invented slavery.

Person 2: Humans invented slavery and it's unknown to which race has enslaved who first, nor does it matter.

Person 1: You mad?

Person 2: No, I'm just correcting your mistake.

Person 1: Yeah, you mad  ̄︶ ̄
You mad? by Try Not To Cry January 30, 2021

You Mad? 

You Mad? by Uno713 September 16, 2021

You Mad? 

The thing idiots use when they purposely make someone extremely mad and then say.
Person 2: You suck (50 times)
Person 1: WOULD YOU SHUT UP!?
Person 2: you mad?
You Mad? by Old_Sport March 12, 2022

You mad, Donnie? 

You mad, Donnie? — The cautious exploratory text message that Tucker Carlson sent to Donald Trump shortly after midnight on March 9th 2023 to see if Trump was angry after he had heard that Tucker Carlson has said in a text that: “I hate Trump passionately.”
Text message to Donald Trump at 00:03 on March 09 2023:

Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?

Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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