Yorkshire Man

A man from Yorkshire. Of course, it's a highly coveted attribute that's only achievable by having a mother with enough foresight to realise the best place to go to give birth. Sadly, those who're unfortunate enough to be born outside of Yorkshire (say, for example, in Lancashire) do tend to get rather jealous and slag Yorkshire men and women off.

See also Yorkshireman.

Michael so was upset about not being a Yorkshire man that he embarked upon a desperate smear campaign against the county, revealing his own inferiority and fascination with sheep.

Yorkshire Man by Seej August 30, 2005

yorkshire man

oh dear! yorkshire (english county) provides many a salutory tale in how not to behave when away from home. men of that large county tend to be extremely boastful on account of their lack of size in other areas. borish, arrogant, self-opinionated, unforgiving. have a pathological dislike of lancastrians on account of having had their arses thrashed several hundred years ago by said county. treated sympathetically when in lancashire to seek cultural enlightenment. cannot pronounce the word 'cricket'. women of that county provide regular, if 'sameish' entertainment, to lancastrian men living close to the border.

a. I'm a yorkshire man!

b. Then you should leave!

yorkshire man by Hedley Clubnobber September 17, 2006

Yorkshire Man

"A male person from the county of Yorkshire who is generally, scruffy in appearance and appears to be mentally challenged!"

" Your a yorkshire man!"

Yorkshire Man by Mike Hughes October 30, 2004

on it like a ferret up a yorkshire man's trousers 

On to the problem. Busy, occupied with it.

Are you dealing with the packing?
Yes I'm on it like a ferret up a Yorkshire man's trousers.

on it like a ferret up a yorkshire man's trousers by mctaylor September 23, 2013

yorkshire manor 

A crazy as fuck death metal band out of south michigan.

Where the lead singer does crazy shit in a ninja suit.

yorkshire manor will kill you.

"Did you hear about that yorkshire manor show?" "What happened?" " I heard Anthony's ninja ass slaughterd pirates on stage."

yorkshire manor by baby eater July 8, 2006

Yorkshire Manor 

Experimental Black Metal/Death Metal/Grind band that resides in south eastern Michigan.

Yorkshire Manor is one of the first originating bands that created "e-grind or cyber grind"

The current line-up consist of one person.
Anthony McBain in which he does everything. (Vocals/Acoustic/ Guitar/Programming/Keys/Synth)

Lyrical themes pertaining to:
Anime, Video Games, Ninjas, Robotics, Anti-pirates.

Discography:
Demo (5 tracks, 2003)
Yorkshire Manor (40 tracks)
EP (6 tracks)
Split with: Wcwbt- You Bitches Couldn't Even Be Who We Was...Full-length, 2006
Not really a split album in the traditional sense.
Both artist's (Wcwbt and Yorkshire Manor) collaborated on
each track writing and producing them together.

School girl #1: "I slept with Yorkshire Manor and now i have a tingling sensation in my private area."

School girl #2: "Do you think it's an std?"

School girl #1: "No, I think its magic. Now I can turn invisible, and climb trees well."

School girl #2: "I remember The first time I listened to Yorkshire Manor, I was driving then I orgasmed and caused flooding to The Great Lakes. Then I got out of the car and walked on water."

Yorkshire Manor by s a k u r a January 19, 2009

Yorkshireman's motto 

The Yorkshireman's motto is an important motto and sums up what us Yorkshire folk think of the rest of Britain
it goes as follows;

You can see all
'ear all
say nowt

You can eat all
sup all

and pay nowt

An' if tha ivver does owt fer nowt
allus does it fer thissen
and to cap it all

If it's not from Yorkshire,
It's shite

The Yorkshireman's motto can be used only by folk who were born an' bred in Yorkshire

Yorkshireman's motto by Proper Sheffield lad February 13, 2022