to bitch about others in an endless manner; also to be an extremely intense hypocrite, could also mean lusting for secual intercourse from varities of Asian girls. If you are called a "Yong", you are considered a giant loner. Also means to literally make yourself a bitch to girls.
Puberty. Hair. 9gag. Long. Will choke on air if left alone. Learns ballet. 11/10 would f*ck. Pays for HD version of life. Lack of moobs. Cheeky motherf*cker. Player. Secondary sexual characteristics have yet to develop. Likes Moon Moon.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'