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Contraction of "you won't" (by extension, of "you will not").

First known use by @hhpapazian on Twitter on January 30, 2019.
Yon't be needin' that where we're goin'.
yon't by hhpapazian January 31, 2019
A contraction of you and don't.
Yon't get a parking spot in Manhattan, without getting a headache first.
yon't by fner December 6, 2021

yön timo 

Yön timo (in English: Timo of the Night) is a Finnish slang term used to describe dark-skinned people (negroes). Perhaps the term "yön timo" came from the Finnish comedy crew "Kummeli" which used it in 1998 (or maybe 1999) in their sketches. Later it was popularized by "Vares - Yksityisetsivä", a movie released in 2004.
We saw a yön timo in a dark park (in Finnish: näimme yön timon pimeässä puistossa).
yön timo by jiikoo June 2, 2007

Yon Things 

Noun

1. An incredibly awesome never-ending story made by author Vortekks, AKA "Teh One".

2. Things that occur later on.
Definition 1:

Yon Things, by Vortekks, is so sweet, I had to make a story based on it.

Definition 2:

"May we sit around and think of yon things..."
Yon Things by Seou Kajima June 6, 2005
Hick for "you want". Most southern men use this.
"Ey buddy y'on't to bring me a beer?"
"Sure thang!"
Y'on't by MSF. January 6, 2020

Yon Tumarkin 

The most handsome man of the whole world <3
Yon Tumarkin is the best :D
Yon Tumarkin by golfguessing November 3, 2018