Daddy's yoghurt 

Very creamy cum

"She suffocated to death because daddy's yoghurt was too thick."

Person 1: I gave her some of daddy's yoghurt.
Person 2: Did she die?
Person 1: Yeah.

Daddy's yoghurt by SoulButter April 9, 2020

purple headed yoghurt slinger 

A Cock, plain and simple.

purple headed yoghurt slinger by Chest August 3, 2003

Salty yoghurt slinger 

crude reference to a man's genitalia and its mechanical ability to evacuate a semi viscous gloop bearing a visual resemblance to said yoghurt. possesses a distinctly saline taste one hears

"i was whacking one out of the old salty yoghurt slinger and i thought i had busted a nut"

Salty yoghurt slinger by Mutts February 11, 2005

yoghurt slinger 

A homosexual - called a yoghurt slinger because of the slinging of cum onto their parters back.

Faggy Fred is a yoghurt slinger!

yoghurt slinger by www-mudgie-dot-org March 7, 2004

Yoghurt slinger 

The act of throwing cum

"Wayne is such a yoghurt slinger"

Yoghurt slinger by #NotChad October 18, 2019

Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex 

"Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is a term, used to invite another person to the act of putting 5 ounces of Yoghurt onto each others neck, licking it off clean and yelling "I mog!", the Austrian term for "I want to!"

The short for "Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex" is "KYS".

Bro 1: "Bro, honestly? Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex."
Bro 2: "Bro, I don't know if I'm ready for that yet."

Gamer 1: "Stop ruining the game... uninstall and KYS."
Gamer 2: "Dude, I ain't gay."

Kreilinger Yoghurt Sex by Kreilologian May 23, 2020

Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger 

An insult to a gentleman. To call them a penis.

You jack are a purple headed yoghurt slinger

Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013