yo-yo smuggler

A woman with tight pants on.

A woman who has a cameltoe.

Wow! She must be a yo-yo smoggler!

by Cleef August 28, 2005

yo-yo smuggler

the P.C. or (Mormon) version of cammel toe, taco pants, or the frontal pant crease.

Did you see Sister Smith in church last Sunday? That dress was so tight it looked like she was smuggling a yo-yo. eg.yo-yo smuggler.

by Dustin Bowman April 24, 2006

yo-yo smuggler

The term used to describe a woman with rather large labia. Also known as a cameltoe.

"Hey, look how tight her pants are. She's totally a yo-yo smuggler!"

by MYTMOWZ August 14, 2007

Yo-yo smuggler

A woman sporting an extremely large cameltoe in an international airport!

Hey check out her cameltoe she is a yo-yo smuggler for sure!

by anonymous May 14, 2021

yo yo smuggler

A comic phrase meant to describe the look of a vagina when in tight pants or shorts. (synonyms: camel toe, moose knuckle)

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

ho jo mo yo smuggler

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.

The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.

by craig john November 10, 2006

yoyo-smuggler

slang for VAGINA. certain parts of which resemble a yo yo when the classy lady is wearing a bikini

"daaaamn son dat girls yoyo-smuggler was wider than dartford tunnel"

by the_furry_cup_runneth_over September 13, 2013