yo mouf
yo mouf by SirMasterKurt April 12, 2016
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fuck yo mouf
Fuck your mouth, otherwise said as "fuck yo mouf" is the reply to a "slam" or a "burn." Generally stated after a person says something offensive, wrong, or a lie.
Man 1: "Yo, my hommie just rolled up on some bitches and hit it hard last night."
Man 2: "Man, that was my sister. Fuck yo mouf!"
Man 2: "Man, that was my sister. Fuck yo mouf!"
fuck yo mouf by CGPierce May 1, 2008
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Thug Nafty In Yo Mouf
The act of giving someone a "Thug Nafty In Yo Mouf" is as follows:
The man is receiving oral sex, then proceeds to urinate AND ejaculate into the female's mouth. After he is done, he looks down at the dumb whore and says "I just 'Thug Naftied in yo mouf bitch! Now go make me a damn sandwich"
The man is receiving oral sex, then proceeds to urinate AND ejaculate into the female's mouth. After he is done, he looks down at the dumb whore and says "I just 'Thug Naftied in yo mouf bitch! Now go make me a damn sandwich"
Thug Nafty In Yo Mouf by Thugnaftyinyomouf October 30, 2007
Slapped the fuck out yo mouf
What happens when someone is served an open palmed disrespect, often utilizing a tool. Is seen as a deserved act of revenge after a period of humilation.
In that movie Wanted, the main character slapped the fuck out yo mouf when he bashed his cheating best friend with that keyboard. It said, "Fuck You"
Slapped the fuck out yo mouf by Supa Nigga October 4, 2009
D's in yo mouf
A joke,in where the desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "D's (dicks)in yo mouf (mouth)!". The question mostly asked is "whats your favorite number?" or "whats you favorite color?"
D's in yo mouf by Z NINJA October 1, 2006
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