The act of feltching, or sucking the lubey shitty cummy substance out of someone's rectum after hard anal sexual intercourse, with a straw.
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"Oh man...good thing I had an old slurpee cup beside the bed last nightcuz I started yearming that bitch when I was done fucking her. She wanted me to yearm her all night long."
This is a very vibrant woman, not easily bothered. Good friend and gives great advice. Don't make her mad she is a savage but has a great heart. She is a jack of all trades. This girl most likely to be single due to her no nonsense attitude. But Love her anyway.