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Dr. Yesterday 

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.
Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...
Dr. Yesterday by Bangboy February 6, 2010

the only easy day was yesterday

Is a quote from the Navy SEALs for inspiration.
Cheer up dude, the only easy day was yesterday.

born day before yesterday 

Slang sarcastic term for when a person doesn’t know much but does know something.
You know, I wasn’t exactly born yesterday, I was born day before yesterday!

i wanted it done yesterday 

used to describe that u want something quick done right away...waving a magic wand anytime u want,
something done right away, as soon as possible, see open sesame
i want it done right away...
i want it done yesterday...
i wanted it done yesterday
Accountant: I need these accounts audited!
Worker: When do u need this done by??
Accountant: I wanted it done yesterday...

Drop Yesterday’s Lunch 

I’ll be right back, gotta drop yesterday’s lunch.

and my dad died yesterday 

And my dad died yesterday is a term for trying to give someone a guilt trip. It is usually added at the end of the sentence to make people seem even more guiltier.
Person 1: Haha kid your a loser
Person 2: It's people like you that make me want to kill myself . . . And My DAD DIED YESTERDAY
and my dad died yesterday by S1X August 23, 2011