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Yeehawd/Yeehawdist 

Yeehawd - the American Christian militia's version of jihad. The person carrying out the Yeehawd, is a Yeehawdist.
Yeehawd/Yeehawdist. See that peckerwood over yonder - the dude in the mullet and the camouflage leisure suit? Well that there's Booby Earl - the militia's most dedicated Yeehawdist. The Yeehawd is a-comin' soon, I tell ya!

Yeehawdi 

A type of cosplayer who dresses up in modern tactical gear to pretend they are defending their freedoms against the forces of evil. They are typically adorned with numerous political slogans or symbols and are members of the MAGAts cult. They generally have more assault rifles than they have teeth.
"Did you hear Yeehawdi's stormed the capitol? "
"Yeah. I thought they supported the Constitution?"

"I guess not."
Yeehawdi by TheGipper January 13, 2021

yeehadists 

A probably useless collection of the views, activities, analyses, and minutiae of the growing of seditionists posing as patriots the world over.
Fooking yeehadists trying to overturn a valid election, again. Sigh.
yeehadists by eventualist November 19, 2020

Yeehawdi 

A zealot who’s perspective has been crafted by a divisive opinion news media acting in bad faith, which has degraded their respect for humanitarian ideals and leads them to believe they are entitled to enact violence against a fictitious evil know as “the left” when in reality they are just hurting their fellow neighbors and empowering opportunists to trash societal institutions.
You know if I wasn’t mentally prepared to kill one in self defense, I might actually feel sorry for that Yeehawdi.
Yeehawdi by GrowUpitsNot1969 February 22, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026