Yayapooti 

Pronounciation: Ya-ya-poo-tee
Yayapootied(past tense)/Yayapootying(present progressive)

is a word that describes an unfortunate event. Originating from the ancient Empire of Pootea(Now modern-day Chad). Yayapooti was used by many of the Pooteans. The Yaya, meaning against. Indicates that it was to say something was against Pootea or them(Pooteans).

It has was rumored that the 27th emperor of Pootea, Fhat Dihk said the words "This is some yayapootey." before getting executed by his brother, Thihn Dihk on the ashes of Nispee Palace during the Pootean Revolution of 639 B.C.E

Examples:

A: Man 1: My mom died.
Man 2: That's some yayapooti.

B: Thihn Dihk: Your situation is yayapooti, Fhat Dihk. Give up now!
Fhat dihk: I hope you all burn in deep yayapooti!

C: Man 1: Dude, life has been yayapootying me recently.
Man 2: Don't worry, dude. Your yayapootying will soon be yayapootied.

Yayapooti by Emperor of Pootea January 19, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012