A useless course in school where all you do is talk, or in other words “yap” and learn nothing valuable. these classes tend to produce the most egregiously smug and pretentious people who don’t know how to shut up, known as yapaholics. these types of classes include but are not limited to: astronomy, band, any religious or spiritual class, economics, and history class.
Person 1: that chick’s a yapaholic, we should sign her up for that new yapenomics course where they do nothing but read L. Ron Hubbard Writings and talk about how he’s TOTALLY not a false prophet
Person 2: shut it or i’ll sign you up too
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"