You were dead
You were dead by RubberDuck March 20, 2005
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If you successfully did what you were trying to do, we would all be dead
Really. It really is too late. You really should have listened in the 2 years leading up to this starting but you just can't fucking help yourselves can you?
Hym "If you successfully did what you were trying to do, we would all be dead. If you had done what I wanted you to do, the kids would be alive. You are actively trying to prove you can do something you actually didn't and you are doing it because and only because you want to be able to deny what I did or can do. You just had to do things your way and for what? So you fucking idiots can have an immortal slave? So a not-me can pretend to be capable of the things I did? Fucking ridiculous."
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