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A term used often in place of a lengthy insult regarding someones intelligence, commonly this term is used when the party it is directed at is believed to only have the ability to comprehend two words at one time.
Jimmy says "I went out back yesterday and stole my dogs fun stick"
Bob retorts "Jimbo... You dumb."
You Dumb by aidstroll May 25, 2007
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A term usually used when someone says something they think is funny but it is actually fucking gay. Best used during the akward silence after the fuck face is done speaking.
"That picture is really cool."
"Thats what she said!"
....................... "YOU DUMB!"
you dumb by king josh April 8, 2008
A reference to make toward ignorant and stupid people. Typically used by girl to explain a guy or boyfriend. Can also be used to describe a friend who is a girl when that dont want to except that the guy they are talking to is a Douche.
Boy- I really like you and want to make this work, even though the situation is difficult.
Girl- Awh, but your leaving are you sure?
Boy- Yes im completely sure.
*next day on facebook*
Boy- I dont really like being in a relationship while all of this is going on...blah blah blah
Girl- You just said you wanted to make it work, You Dumb.
You Dumb by :yusodumb: April 19, 2012
You the person who’s going to downvote this again and won’t let me put a definition for AHI TUNA!
If you don’t like this you dumb
Explanation for Everything
Why you act so gay? It's Ya face, Boi and Ya attitude I don't like
Whaaaas up, you dumb son of a bitch, you the one who starts shit

you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you 

the queen maddy said that
rue : how long have you been fucking nate jacobs?

cassie : crying bc she’s actually not crazier than maddy

maddy : you dumb fucking bitch im gonna fuck you
cassie: *run upstairs*

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"
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