YCS

Young Calf Syndrome. A condition in which the entire female office staff wants the junk of the new, young, virile male employee. Bored with the old bulls, these women (regardless of age or marital status) crave the fresh loin of this young stud. Initially unaware of this condition, the young calf frequently receives sexts from wet office hotties who looked up his number in the office directory. This condition often results in decreased office productivity, employee of the month, and in very rare cases... mad cow disease.

Guy 1: Dude, remember that new job I was telling you about?

Guy 2: Yeah, how's that going?

Guy 1: It's good, but I keep getting dirty texts from women at the office

Guy 2: Oh shit. Are you the youngest guy there?

Guy 1: Yeah, actually. Why?

Guy 2: Well, I hope you got the Costco pack of condoms because you've got a bad case of YCS.

by Just another young calf August 20, 2010

YCS

Yo coochie stank

Gurl1-Gurl yhu kno ycs💀😚
Gurl2-😭😭

by CityGurl😚‼️ September 21, 2020

YCS

(Y)oung (C)ock (S)uckers

Most pussy cowawrd gan gin all of west palm bescj florida maybe even the country

group of dwarfs that are all poe and pie and they shoot them selves in the foot inspired by their head honcho Edwin Moltavan aka Chasinnblackppl their fake little pussy ass gangsters and they all got zipper brains

i fucking hate niggers (ycs)

by Dr. Hackleberry June 27, 2024

ycsexual

sexually attracted to ycombinator

Tim radiated ycsexual energy as he quoted a PG essay for the 7th time that dinner.

by An ex-milionnaire May 12, 2021

YCSM

Acronym: You Can't Silence Me

YCSM because ideas can leap from one to another like treetop fires through a dry forest.

by Reginald Iolanthe Kipling March 1, 2009

Ycswu

You can't sit with us
When you with the crew and y'all look too cool.

*posts a picture on Instagram, the gang looking💯*
# Ycswu

by @_untamable January 2, 2015

ycsi

YCSI is a commonly used acronym for "you can suck it". Such acronyms are common among today's texting-crazy youth and refers to the act of fellatio. This term can be used by either gender, however, without confusing ramifications.

"Ur mom looks hot, lol"
"YCSI"

by HaterCaid March 17, 2010