You Are An
Asshole
pronounced "Ye ah uh ah"
Sounds affirmative, is pejorative.
Nothing better for that
asshole in your life, maintain that pleasant face and say it loud enough for others to hear, so everyone knows the truth about the double-caf, triple shot, skinny, mocha-chino ordering assholes true hipness.
Frequent demanding customerdupe: Last time I asked for an everything bagel and I got a plain bagel, make
sure I get the everything bagel this time, please.
Ever helpful counter help: YAAA! We'll be sure to get it right this time!
Dupe gets what they deserve and everyone working at the deli gets to hear you call that
bitch customer an
asshole and receive a smile in return.